Comments on: Gordon Feels ‘Balky,’ Reliever Still Wanted

By: Geoff

Geoff — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:15:07 +0000

he is also a left fielder…

By: Geoff

Geoff — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:14:51 +0000

Hell no. wed be lucky if he could even be a reliever this year for the phils.

also. i have to go out of my way to commend the phillies for something, believe it or not.

was watching the CWS tonight and when i was in DC…the WAC player of the year and the fresno state MVP is steve susdorf. whom the phillies selected in the 19th round this year. that might turn out to be a god selection. he has a nice swing. hes patient too!

By: Kris Benson

Kris Benson — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:50:50 +0000

What do you think?

By: VA Steve

VA Steve — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:26:57 +0000

Anyone know the status of Kris Benson? Can he help us this year?

By: Rube Amaro

Rube Amaro — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:31:23 +0000

I checked on Urbina’s availability and apparently he has an appointment with a firing squad in rural Venezuala real soon. Apparently he massacred a whole village with a machete. I told the government down there that I would trade Geoffy Jenkins, Adam Eaton and 11/12ths of his salary, and the negotiating rights to Chad Ogea for a stay of execution on Urbina. We had a deal and then I tried to substitute Brett Myers for Eaton and they said “Fuck it”. They said they were looking for used goods not trash. Oh well, I guess I’ll go back to spelunking in Dave Montgomery’s ass for colon polyps.

By: Geoff

Geoff — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:20:14 +0000

oh yeah i almost forgot…after yesterday, does anyone ACTUALLY still want them to get bronson arroyo?

By: Geoff

Geoff — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:08:37 +0000

your designated hitter should at least be able to make CONTACT

By: Geoff

Geoff — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:08:12 +0000

Back now…why dpo they always do this? if hes hurt put him on the DL. give him two weeks off and try out josh outman to find out if he is any good.

also, GREAT suggestion about carrasco. its the time to do that now. myers to the pen, carrasco gets a try out for a few starts or six-man it till the all star break.

i noticed they lost again last night..against the 3, now 4-10 joe blanton. nice one guys.

in DC the angels were in town playing the nationals…too painful to watch on tv so i went to espn to watch the college world series. good to be back. i also love late games.

i think they need to tell gillick to NOT stand pat and make some moves right now. bring some young guns up. see what theyve got.

also. can we please cut so taguchi and trade geoff jenkins for a shitty prospect already?

is he not a terrible signing who contributes next to nothing?

just get him out of here. bering up a couple kids to replace the 4th and 5th outfield spots. seroiusly, theyd be cheaper and better than that BUM.

By: Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:26:04 +0000

if anyone can get through to a south american prison, it’s brad.

By: Gary B

Gary B — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:59:53 +0000

They have phone lines in the prison Urbina is in right now?

By: Rob (the Phils fan)

Rob (the Phils fan) — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:32:58 +0000

Screw Fuentes he will not get this team any closer to a World Series.

By: PSU Fan

PSU Fan — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:23:14 +0000

I think they should bring Jose Mesa back. Or maybe Rheal Cormier. I bet both are still looking for a job right now.

By: Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:49:25 +0000

hold on, I’ve got Ugueth Urbina on the line.