Comments on: Nickname The Phillie: Finalists

By: Bking

Bking — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:02:42 +0000

Jimmy Rollins- Jroll or wishlist
Jayson Werth- J Dub
Chase Utley- Chase Clutchy
Ryan Howard- Big Brown
Pat Burrell- Pat “Buisness” Burrell or Pat the Bat or Bat
Shane Victorino- The FLyin Hawaiin
Pedro Feliz- pvp
Carlos ruiz- Carlos “chooch” Ruiz

By: that guy

that guy — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:29:49 +0000

Jayson werth IS johnny wacko. Although I am partial to “vagina chin”. Seanez has to be “cinderblockhead”. Anyone who disagrees on the seanez issue has obviously never seen his enormous square head.

By: sean

sean — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:13:15 +0000

Jayson Werth:Jhonny Wacko
Kyle Kendrick: The Kid
Ryan Howard:The Big Man
Rudy Seanez:The Chief

By: KM

KM — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:36:21 +0000

the best nickname for werth is definitely captain gay beard . . . he’s like a wild pirate with a truly terrible goatee.

By: Don M

Don M — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:33:21 +0000

I don’t think Rudy Seanez deserves a nickname.. which is why I submitted “THE WHO?”

Im pretty sure they call Kendrick, The Kid.. so I say we stick with that..

Werth has been clutch a few times with his bat this year.. and that combined with his figure.. I submitted “STICK”.. and then rambled off “SPEED STICK” because he can swipe some bags too..

Johnny Wacko just doesn’t do anything for me..

Ryan Howard.. K-How is the funniest.. and I think Harry K calls him THE BIG MAN.. so we would have a hard time convincing others to call him anything different

By: Jeff M

Jeff M — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:28:58 +0000

Jayson Werth: johnny wacko (how can this not be his nickname)
Kyle Kendrick: the kid (It just works)
Ryan Howard: Airshow (This works too. He either hits it far or there is a big “air” breeze… it works. We have to give him some props for his HR ability)
Rudy Seanez: The chief (I just like calling him chief)

By: Sandy

Sandy — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:21:56 +0000

Werth: Johnny Wacko (it just fits)

Kendrick: The Kid (regardless of who else has gone by that name in the past, he doesn’t strike out enough people to have a nickname featuring the letter “K”)

Howard: I still vote for Big Brown, as politically incorrect as it may be

Seanez: The Chief (I have seen him pitch like twice this year if that, I have no idea).

Mets fans: “Uncreative Douches Who Have Nothing Better To Do”

By: Brian Michael

Brian Michael — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:13:36 +0000

werth: Speed Stick
kendrick: Krazy K
howard: The Big Man
seanez: ColdStone (chad cordero from the nats is the chief, if he ever plays again)

By: ped

ped — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:06:27 +0000

jayson stark just picked the phils to win the nl east over on espn. check out the debate, there’s some angry mets fans:

http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatESPN?event_id=21637

By: philliefan3452

philliefan3452 — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:51:27 +0000

you cant call kyle kendrick the kid.ted williams and ken griffey jr are the kids and their we all know kyle kendrick isnt in that league.

By: late entry

late entry — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:32:30 +0000

ryan howard: rhrh (obviously, ryan homerun howard – cause he’s still a champ even with the k’s)

lou marson: the arson

By: ActuallyChilled

ActuallyChilled — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:58:59 +0000

Jayson Werth: johnny wacko
Kyle Kendrick: the kid
Ryan Howard: k-how krush
Rudy Seanez: cinderblock head

By: JohnnyWacko

JohnnyWacko — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 06:25:49 +0000

Who’s Jason Werth?

By: TypicalMetsFan

TypicalMetsFan — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 06:23:35 +0000

All I know how to do is make gay jokes! Gay! Gay! Gay!

By: KM

KM — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:21:16 +0000

Werth – captain gay beard
Kendrick – “everybody hits, woohoo”
Howard – I like the one about the offspeed pitch
Seanez – my future landscaper

By: philajen

philajen — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:03:56 +0000

Jayson Werth: Definitely Johnny Wacko- I witnessed it at a bar in Pittsburgh. He’s Creepy
Kyle Kendrick: The Kid
Ryan Howard: The Big Man although my friends and I call him “The Breeze” for when he strikes out
Rudy Seanez: Chief

By: NateB

NateB — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:35:34 +0000

Jay-Bird
Krazy K
The Big Man
The Chief

By: Lewisauce

Lewisauce — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:26:40 +0000

And mets123 is obviously latently homosexual.

By: Lewisauce

Lewisauce — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:26:16 +0000

Jayson Werth: Johnny Wacko
Kyle Kendrick: The Kid
Ryan Howard: K-How
Rudy Seanez: The Real Deal

By: mets123

mets123 — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:13:10 +0000

are you phillie fans seriously gay enough to be making up nicknames for your players?wow leave it to the announcers fags