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Guys We Despise: Eaton, Chipper, Cowboy Joe

Posted by Pat Gallen, Thu, March 22, 2012 10:05 AM | Comments: 15
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Over the next few weeks, we’ll be unveiling a list. After careful consideration by the lot of Phillies Nation writers, we’ve come up with the players, teams, coaches, and umpires throughout baseball that we just don’t like. That is, on the baseball field, of course.

Eaton couldn't cut it in Philly. (AP)

You know, the guys that the Phillies just can’t get out. The people that just annoy you to no end. The Phillie killers, so to speak.

#8 Adam Eaton:

Could this be called the worst contract in Phillies history? Pat Gillick made some decent moves in his day as Phillies General Manager, but this certainly wasn’t one. I mean, what was he thinking giving Adam Eaton a three year, $24 million contract after never really having pitched well in the majors?

Prior to him inking that ridiculous deal with the Phils, his best season came in 2004 with the San Diego Padres and it looked like this: 11-14, 4.61 ERA, 1.28 WHIP. That was his BEST season. Yes, the Phillies won the World Series, but Eaton didn’t do much to help the cause, evident by his 14-18 record with the Phillies over 49 starts.

Unfazed by his historically bad numbers, Eaton fired this gem after being let go by the Phils:

“A lot of things went wrong, but a lot of things went right, too. I helped them get to the playoffs two years in a row, and obviously we won the World Series last year.”

False. But, maybe we shouldn’t really blame him. He was never that great to begin with and it was the Phillies brass who made the mistake of signing him.

Did he deserve to get booed while accepting his ring? Probably not. However, on any other day that would have been warranted.

Chipper is a true Phillie killer. (AP)

#7: Chipper Jones:

Respect. I’m pretty sure this is why we all despise Chipper Jones. It’s not the same kind of dislike you would hurl toward a guy like Rob Barajas, who stunk here and then lit up the Phillies whenever he got the chance. A reason you disliked Chipper was because of his smug attitude and swagger that came along with winning the NL East 14 straight times.

His 46 home runs vs. the Phillies are the 2nd most against any team during what is sure to be a Hall of Fame career. Jones not only crushed the Phillies with long ball after long ball, but his .332 average and 1.042 OPS stand out, too. You just couldn’t get the guy out, as is evident in his 162 BB/128 K line.

As a kid, I fondly remember going to the Vet and hearing all the drunks yell “Larry” for about seven innings. They wouldn’t make it nine because the Braves would crush the Phillies or the fans would have left by that point.

But again, it comes down to respect. You wanted a guy like Chipper Jones on your team and hated him because you didn’t have him.

Update: Literally, just as a launched this post, Chipper Jones will be announcing his retirement from baseball following the 2012 season.

SPECIAL UMPIRE ADDITION!: COWBOY JOE WEST:

Joe West loves the ejection. (AP)

Anyone that gives themselves the nickname “Cowboy” deserves to be on some sort of list. My feeling is that Joe West isn’t ending up on many good lists these days.

If you’re a Phillies fan, you know this guy and you know him well. West is not exactly a guy you’d like to go have a beer with a shoot the breeze. He’s a guy you’d like to spurt a few expletives at for making the game about himself. Always smug, always rude, controversy surrounds this guy at every turn – and he seems to enjoy that fact.

Ultimately, you’d like an umpire to blend in, call a good game, and go home. That’s impossible for West to achieve. He makes the game about him. Maybe he’s a super sweet guy off the field; but on it, he’s a ornery as they come.

Mark Buehrle had a gem after being called for two balks in a game by West (he was then ejected by West):

“I think he’s too worried about promoting his CD and I think he likes seeing his name in the papers a little bit too much instead of worrying about the rules.”

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  • Posts: 0 Dave

    As if I didn’t dislike Adam Eaton enough….here’s a nice suprise I found on the internet.

    http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/blog/eye-on-baseball/17970041/adam-eaton-wrongly-receives-adam-eatons-checks

     
    • Posts: 1189 Manny

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      Ah. Beat me to it, Dave.

      (Incredible that he’s receiving all that cash still)

       
  • Posts: 1189 Manny

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  • Posts: 0 Chris

    Ugh Adam Eaton. Basically everyone else you could think of was a better pitcher. It’s pretty bad when a big money free agent signing for a team with one of the worst rotations in the league was still the worst starter on the team. How does that happen?!?!?!?!

    In other news apparently Howard borrowed Chase’s stool and was taking grounders without his boot. According to ESPN

     
  • Posts: 0 George

    I could have forgiven Eaton and blamed management except for that quote you’ve cited. That’s enough to not only boo him, but to tar and feather him.

    Jones’ smugness always bothered me to the point that I would NOT want him on my team, although he’s mellowed some in recent years, and no longer seems like such a jerk.

    And I doubt that Joe West is “a super sweet guy” off the field. He’s probably an insecure dick with no friends. But I’ll give Pat points for trying to say something nice about him.

     
  • Posts: 0 Chris

    To be a complete d-bag, the Braves only won the NL East 11 straight times. Prior to 1995, they won the NL West 3 straight times (’91-’93). That’s how they faced the Phillies in the NLCS in 1993 before the wild card existed.

     
  • Posts: 84 Tom

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    It wasn’t just that Chipper was smug, it was that the entire organization was smug! Everyone from the fans to the players to the announcers to Ted Turner just oozed smugness!! And Chipper hitting 30 points higher against the Phils than his career batting average and that he always seemed to be at the plate when the game was on the line just made it worse! Would I have liked to have him In red pinstripes? When he first came up?… Yes! But after a few years with the Braves?…Hell no!! I still do the “Larry” chant and am sorry that I won’t be able to after this year!
    By the way, can we give an honorable mention in the umpire category to Jerry Meals? After game 2 of the NLCS last year, he deserves it!!

     
    • Posts: 0 George

      You’re certainly right about the Braves. I learned to hate them by meeting some of their fair weather fans (they made Yanks fans look like Mother Teresa), and that hatred was sealed when some of the Braves’ players complained that Toronto had a worse team and didn’t deserve to win the World Series against them.

       
  • Posts: 2952 Chuck A.

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    Umpire category: SCOTT BARRY!!

     
    • Posts: 0 schmenkman

      How about Dan Iassogna?

       
    • Posts: 1189 Manny

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      F Scott Barry! The ultimate umpire douche.

       
    • Posts: 0 George

      Umpire category? Wouldn’t that eventually include all of them?

      I doubt Pat has the time.

       
  • Posts: 0 Ari E-B

    If this list doesn’t include Joe Carter by the end, then you’ve failed.

     
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