Olney: Howard Won't Be Traded This Offseason

Buster Olney is reporting the Phillies will not trade Ryan Howard this offseason. Olney spoke with a “well-placed source.”

Hat tip to MLB Trade Rumors.

For all we know the source could be Ruben Amaro Jr.’s cleaning lady. (I’m envisioning the cleaning lady in “Family Guy”: “No, no, no. No.”) Whatever it’s worth, that could shoot down any rumors. For now.