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Put Your Back Into It, Phils!

Good news, everyone! Dr. William B. Nicoletto, mild-mannered chiropractor and cultural mahatma of Southwestern New Jersey, has changed his mind. When last we heard from him, Dr. Nicoletto was speaking gloom and doom as the Phils languished in third place in late July. Nowadays, he’s all sunshine and puppies. While we certainly appreciate his confidence, perhaps, as a chiropractor, his services could be better used on Placido Polanco…

Michael Baumann

Michael is a graduate student at Temple University who lost his childlike innocence when, at the age of 6, his dad let him stay up for the end of Game 6 of the 1993 World Series. Unsettled by the Phillies’ recent success, he has threatened over the years to leave the team he loves if they don’t start losing again, but has so far been unable to follow through. Michael spent 4 years as an undercover agent in Braves territory at the University of South Carolina, where he covered football and soccer for The Daily Gamecock before moving back up north. He began writing for The Phrontiersman in June 2009 before moving to Phillies Nation in January 2010.